This Really Happened

Guy at club: Hi, so what’s your name?
Me: [kc]
Guy at club: I’m [guy at club]. So, how old are you?
Me: Oh, I’m old. I’m turning 26 this year.
Guy at club: Wait, so how old are you now?


I Partied With Landon Donovan

Ok so, technically, I didn’t. But we did party at the same club in Las Vegas (XS) and he sat merely 3 feet away from me! Oh, and he also smiled and waved at me when I screamed his name like a giddy little schoolgirl. This means I’m cool right? Right.